Now, the really good thing about meeting the President of the United States is the FOOD. They put you in this little room with just about anything you want to eat or drink.
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I wanted to leave quietly, it seemed dignified. But having Kevin grind up on my front, while Erin pretends to hump me from behind? It’s a more accurate tribute to my years here.
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The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
“Office administrator Pamela beesly is my best friend” bye
John Krasinski wrote what’s inside the card at some point prior to us shooting the scene for A.A.R.M. and it is a private message to his co-star and dear friend, Jenna Fischer. They are the only ones who knows what it says. She read it for the first time when he gave it to her in the first take we shot and I can tell you that judging from her emotional response, it’s really something special.
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“My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk:
‘Tis not through envy of thy happy lot,
But being too happy in thy happiness,—-
That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees,
In some melodious plot
Of beechen green, and shadows numberless,
Singest of summer in full-throated ease.”
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